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Poland vs Reader:when WW means Wardrobe Warriors 2

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Time skip AFTER several hours of glorious shopping
________ Was triumphant as she watched the spectacle in front of her , hands on her hips and a devilish grin on her face ..
She had put all Feliks’ little-schoolgirl-clothes in a box and sent them to Kiku .
Then she slipped what was left of the Polish’s wardrobe in another box and gave it to Korea ... the Asians would enjoy the presents for days and so everyone earned something...
what She earned was a sweet sweet revenge .....
After spending hours shopping , and of course have paid everything with Feliks’ credit card, she can’t help but smile devilishly in front of the Gothic vision that appeared before her ....
Natalia had indicated them where to buy clothes in victorian-gothic style ,dress full of retinas ,black petticoats and corsets filled with mournful strings .... Vladimir had helped her with the dark/vampire-style , making her buy cloaks of cloaks, starched shirts of all the shades of gray, black , and purple, riding pants in black leather with studs ... then they went into a punk shop,she had called Arthur and he had told her what to buy ... and finally, et-voilà, Germany’s military shop , where they had bought dozens of suits in soldier-of-the-devil style,( most useful on Halloween that in real life ....)

__________ Rubbed his hands fulfilled.
Now the Polish’s wardrobe was a riot of studs and chains , black velvet mesh and synthetic leather ...t-shirt held together by safety pins, Victorian-gothic jacket  with spider lace , and pants with a tear every five iches .... And all the shoes had been replaced with blood-red Dr. Martens and battle boots in black leather with four centimeters thick soles ....

If Clockwork Orange , Edward Scissorhands and all the stepmothers and witches of the Disney movie would  have a son .... this would be his wardrobe ....
Natalia , impassive expression as always, cleared her throat, " ... why did you actually do that ? "
"Revenge ... sweet revenge ... "
" Okay .... I will come back from big brother Ivan .... "
Vladimir chuckled darkly , " I do not know what I'd give to see the face of that  pink-girly frak when he will see what you did ..... ha! Send me a photo sweetness ! " he Gave her a peck on the cheek and followed Belarus out of the door.
Hungary was rummaging in her bag hysterically .she  took out three mini- cameras , two cameras and six little microphones with the respective recorders .... she began to hide them in strategic places throughout the room
" Uhmmm ..... Eli ? "
" What is it? The world must know that Poland has finally got what he deserves! Do you have any idea how many times he has exchanged all Roderich pants with pink skirts  ? ? "
" Heheheheheheheheheeh ......"

Time skip

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I checked my watch ... Feliks would be home in a few minutes ....
As usual, he would change himself for the eleventh time that day , and then, as planned, we would go together to the World Meeting ...
Hehehehehehehe ....
For the occasion I wore just one of the abnormal items of clothing that he had dared to put in my closet . after endless hours of research I finally found a dress with which  I won’t risk to show my panties every time I bent .... It was the longest I had found and it only came to mid-thigh ...
At least the color was decent, a light purple dress with frills and ruffles along the neckline and the short sleeves ...
Sadly , I also discovered that he had a pair of white knee socks paired , made entirely of lace, and a pair of dark purple heels ...
It was not exactly a dress with which to go to a WORLD  MEETING .... God , I was afraid of what France would have done , said or even thought .......
And Prussia ...
And Spain ....
Oh shit .....
I heard the door open and a euphoric blond enter in the house...
" __________ ! ! I'm hoooooooome! "
Feliks burst into the living room, where I was leaning against the wall waiting for him to arrive.
When he saw me,his face  lit up and his eyes began to sparkle
" OH MY GOOOOOD ! YOU ARE LIKE TOOTAALLY FABULOOOUUUS ! "
She hugged me ( He jumped on me ... ) crushing in a iron grip  .. geez the guy  was strong for being so slender ...
"SWEETIEE! Like,c'mon, c'mon ,like, let me see let me see ! " i Made a quick turnaround to show the whole dress ... god I felt ridiculous ..
And he began to fangirling ,clapping happy ...
" YEAH,yeah...  I look like a doll made by Japan ... now ... you know , you've been so kind as to " improve " my wardrobe ... and I wanted to return the favor ....”
" Oh, that's sweet ! like,Totally sweet of you ! "
" Yeah ... why do not you go in the room to change? We have to leave in five minutes ... "
Hopping happy,he went to his room ...
" Hehehee ... one * sound of the door opening .... * two *  door cabinet that opens * Three ! "
" WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "
Scream of a five year old girl who sees his kitten hit by a car ..
" YUUUSSSSHHH ! VICTORY ! "
I ran in Feliks’ room and found him in tears as he held in his hands a  sex pistol shirt full of safety pins and tears ....
Then I saw him turn pale as a sheet when he noticed that all the closet was full of new clothes ...
He brought in a dramatially a hand to his forehead and the other close to the heart ....
and he fainted ....
I Bursts out laughing like crazy .
I had planned everything ... but the fainting was fantastic !
The pocked him on the cheek until he regained consciousness , and as he opened his eyes my smile  turned a disturbing wolfish grin and with the most sweet voice I could made, I whispered
"sweetie ... hurry up and get changed .... we have to go to the meeting .... "

TO BE CONTIUED......
part one : aleitaly1998.deviantart.com/ar…

not as funny as part one.....but part 3 will be really better!

I do not own hetalia...or you...not yet...
your wardrobe belong to a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/e/p…
Poland's wrdrobe belong to the devil.....
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Marshalleeslover9's avatar
Ok Spain I don't mind honestly and FUCK YES NO PNE TOUCHES MY CLOTHES